They said “Do your own research.” You did. And now you need a shower.
From the fever swamps of Facebook comment sections to the glitter‑lit lairs of Instagram wellness influencers, Shots Fired: How to Immunize Yourself Against Stupid is your fully vaccinated passport through the anti‑vax Twilight Zone.
Armed with sarcasm sharp enough to pierce a hazmat suit and science solid enough to survive a YouTube conspiracy binge, this book dismantles every greatest hit of vaccine misinformation:
– “Big Pharma wants your money” (unlike Big Funeral, who just wants your corpse)
– “Natural immunity” (because cavemen had it so good)
– “Toxins!” (also known as things you eat for breakfast)
– “Freedom!” (from logic and public health)
– And, of course, the immortal “My friend’s cousin’s hairdresser said…”
It’s part roast, part reality check, and part survival manual for anyone who’s ever had to smile politely while someone explains how magnets prove microchips are in vaccines.
Whether you’re a science nerd, a sarcasm enthusiast, or just tired of watching preventable diseases make a comeback tour, this is your shot — no appointment necessary.
Side effects may include:
– Uncontrollable laughter in public
– Eye‑rolling so intense you see your own brain
– A sudden urge to fact‑check your relatives